Saturday, July 04, 2009

I love you, K-Lo

Please don't quit as Editor, K-Lo. Your mastery of the English language is as unprecedented as you are politically astute.

Rather than just be a celebrity, this could be a real opportunity for her to show us her stuff — what's important to her, what she wants people to know about her, why we should pay attention to her, why we should consider her for the highest office in the land (after already gone with the cool dude with little national electoral experience — though in his case it was little experience, period). To get people to know her for something more than being Sarah!

I bet your editor can't use the wrong tense (in a massive run-on sentence) followed by a sentence fragment and an exclamation point, the literary equivalent of putting a big, shiny red bow on a pile of horseshit.

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