The Stuff of Nightmares.

This is why Allbritton pays Mike Allen the big bucks:

Katie Levinson married top fund manager David Burke at the Harvard Club in New York City. In attendance were friends and family, including politicos (none of whom actually went to Harvard, as far as we can tell) Steve Schmidt, Matt McDonald, Joe Scarborough, Larry Kudlow, Taylor Griffin, Todd Harris, Adam Levine, Ed Skyler, Jennifer Yuille, Tim Burger, Nina Bradley Clarke, Melinda Arons, Matt David and Rich Lowry, last seen dancing to Lady Gaga.