February: BT asks Jeremy Lott to call him Daddy, Lott agrees; BT is mildly surprised that Putz wants to stealthily assassinate Iranian scientists; Putz proceeds to lose control of his bowels; hmmmm, paste!; BT coins 'Instaretard.' (TS is amused.)
March: Fat bastard Richard Miniter puts pen to paper and, naturally, makes a giant ass of himself; the Walter Reed scandal, sez Putz, "sucks." Charming!
April: The British hostages were pussies?; VT students die -- Putz grieves, senses an opportunity.
May: Joe Klein thinks we're stupid; Iraqi civil war... spin!
June: Althouse's O-face; Hewitt and Klein dunzo!
July: Jules Crittenden, pro-brain-scooping!; Thomas Woods,
August: Dr. Mrs. informs us we should build a fucking treehouse. We choose not to.
October: Dan Collins doesn't humiliate an ex-girlfriend; Hitchens goes wobbly; Glenn Reynolds, still not conservative!; Dick Miniter, still magnificently stupid.
November: Blog awards shenanigans; Dan Collins does humiliate an ex-girlfriend; BT gets called up the show, TS languishes in the minors. (Kidding!)
December: Pre-publication, Pantload makes a funny; Michelle Malkin, world's biggest asshole!