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RUTHLESSLY MOCKING GLENN REYNOLDS AND OTHER PUTZEN SINCE 2006. HEHINDEEDY!
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I would hazard a guess that the number of cowering Boston liberals is lower than the number of Texans who are, at this very moment, shitting their pants now that they've bothered to find out what chemical and refinery plants are located across the street, unregulated and unzoned.
Ooopsy.
Oooh! Ohh! I know! Pick me! Pick me!
The answer is, let's see, carry the one, divide by six, uh . . .
. . . ZERO!
Guys like that, I like to fuck their wives.
So why did 300,000 Bostonians not go about their lawful business on Friday? What authority under the Constitution of Massachusetts did the governor have to order them off the streets?
NONE BECAUSE THEY PAID THEIR TAXES FOR A WELL FUNDED POLICE FORCE.
I wonder how many self-reliant, proud, ruggedly individualistic Texans noticed that their representatives' vote against aid to Hurricane Sandy victims proved...um...an ironic prelude to those same dipshits going hat (Stetson!) in hand to the Feds after the explosion.
Just to beat up a little further on Texas, plants are supposed to report to the government when they have over 400 POUNDS of ammonium nitrate. Guess how heavy their stash of a-n was. Yup, it was 270 TONS!!!!!
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