Rarely Is The Question Asked...

Why do we have such pathetic trolls? Is it our fault? Do the really good ones just not like Putz?

Look, I don't ask much: we certainly don't expect one in the class of, say, Ruppert, Lonewacko, or Shoelimpy overnight, but come on... I like to think we've paid our dues, attracted a good-sized readership, and so forth.

So color me befuddled.

Please leave your theories in comments and, if you would, ideas about how we might rectify this problem. Thxs!