Thursday, June 30, 2011

Marco Rubio needs smelling salts.

To the fainting couch!
Rubio tells us that he will respond to Obama’s recent press conference, where the president reveled in class-warfare bluster. “Quite frankly, I am both disappointed for our country and shocked at some of the rhetoric,” he says. “It was rhetoric, I thought, that was more appropriate for some left-wing strong man than for the president of the United States.”

Did these people sleep through the Bush/Cheney years?

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

There go the Bachmann minions.

Totally predictable.

As the media attention about Bachmann’s Adams claim grows, her supporters are editing Wikipedia to make sure the Adams entry reflects the candidate’s anachronistic perspective.

Tanya Somanader reports: “One edit, for example, changes his description from ‘John Adams was the sixth President of the United States’ to ‘John Adams, a founding father, was the sixth President of the United States.’”

Thanks to Mike below in comments for flagging this.

Professional wingnut revisionists.

I've actually become tired watching the non-stop gaffetastic stylings of the Quitter and Bachmannia. They're going to get their points every night -- that's a given by now.

The funnier show now is the eager minions out to prove what they said was "right."
Nothing Michelle Bachmann said was factually wrong.
So good.

How long before some Bachmanntard revises the Founding Fathers Wikipedia entry?

Monday, June 27, 2011

Bachmannia!

Begins thusly:

Rep. Michele Bachmann kicked off her presidential campaign on Monday in Waterloo, Iowa, and in one interview surrounding the official event she promised to mimic the spirit of Waterloo's own John Wayne.

The only problem, as one eagle-eyed reader notes: Waterloo's John Wayne was not the beloved movie star, but rather John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer.


Saturday, June 25, 2011

A truly sad day for bigots.

The two lovely Corner ladies are so bitter.
Sad that the N.Y. GOP has caved. Consequences to be continued.
And,

The New York State senate appears to be moving the marriage bill to the floor, with agreement on still-weak religious protections. (You may want to give your representatives a Friday-night holler.)

They also happen to be redefining marriage in it.

As always, their posts are as attractive as they are.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

When 97% of scientists agree that Rush Limbaugh is an idiot.

The fact that so many Americans think global warming is a hoax cooked up by Al Gore and George Soros is a stunning success of the deep-pocketed deniers.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

The refuge of scoundrels.

Bravo.
It is the refuge of a scoundrel to pretend to hate government, and further, to lie about the role that the American government — the richest and most powerful force for good in the long story of humanity — has played in the creation of the most profound economic engine ever, the America middle class. Notions of American greatness are inextricably intertwined with the American government, and anyone who claims that the government has only been an impediment to American progress is a liar, a fool, a rank opportunist, or a combination of the three. That GI Bill didn't create itself. That Interstate Highway System didn't build itself. Those astronauts didn't send themselves to the moon. Your grandmamma and them didn't get electricity in their farmhouse on their own initiative. Small business didn't create a vast system of free public education, because an educated population makes for good workers and consumers. That was the government. The miracle of the free market didn't end slavery, or solve the pernicious problem that followed of grotesquely institutionalized racism. Nor did the free market end child labor, and decide that food and worker safety were critical values to a civilized society, and essential to a civilized standard of living. That was the government, too.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Small government conservatism at its best.

Requiring public schools to impose your sectarian religious views on everyone else is very conservative!

Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann explained her skepticism of evolution on Friday and said students should be taught the theory of intelligent design.

Bachmann, a congresswoman from Minnesota, also proposed a major overhaul of the nation’s education system and said state administrators should be able to decide how they spend money allocated to them by the federal government.

"I support intelligent design," Bachmann told reporters in New Orleans following her speech to the Republican Leadership Conference. "
What I support is putting all science on the table and then letting students decide. I don't think it's a good idea for government to come down on one side of scientific issue or another, when there is reasonable doubt on both sides."

That's so awesome. There's no such thing as right or wrong -- just let the students decide!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

In which Josh Trevino, former Bush speechwriter and professional wingnut, nanny-boo-boos me.

Today at FDL, I wrote yet again about Rick Perry's overrated economic record, pointing out that Texas has a middling unemployment rate and slower economic growth than librul states like MA or NY.

So what happens?

None other than Mark Hemingway sicced one Joshua Trevino on me.

And who is Joshua Trevino? A former speechwriter for George W. Bush, perhaps best known for making racist, assholish tweets.

Here's Josh's big comeback.

Notice: no rebuttal of any of the points of the post. Trevino did, however, make this point.

Love it or leave it, bitches! Funny how that rule doesn't apply to all the wingnuts like Trevino bashing Obama.

Then there was this.

This is always the line Texas wingers use in this situation. They prance around bragging about how awesome Texas is under Republicans -- then you point out inconvenient facts such as Texas' appalling childhood poverty, high school dropout rate, teen pregnancy, number of uninsured -- whatever -- and you're "tearing down" the state.

When I pointed out to Trevino that Texas had a worse childhood poverty rate than West Virginia, he replied,

It's the Mexican's fault! (By the way, why are Southern states so poor, I wondered, when they're the most conservative?)

Nevermind that California, the biggest border state of all, has a lower-than-average child poverty rate -- and much lower than Texas'. The response?

So California doesn't count. Take that, commie!

All the while, I kept hammering Trevino about Perry's acceptance of the stimulus and his using it to balance Texas' massive budget shortfall -- surely a humiliating fact for such a big, tough guy, states' rights wingnut -- and that the stimulus had created or saved hundreds of thousands of jobs in Texas.

All he could muster was,


The gubmint's lying!

But Trevino wouldn't deny that the stimulus had a positive effect on Texas' economy or the jobs. He just wanted to claim that the federal government was lying about how much. Very convincing, indeed.

Then it got weird.


So -- Texas Democrats are like Nazis and they're enemies of the state.

What a nutbar.

You can see all my responses here and Josh's here. Dude has issues.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Republicans and their love of the flag.

Not as bad as when George W. Bush got caught signing them, but you'd think a Real Patriotic 'Merkan would know and respect the rules.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Republican Congressmen stupider than previously thought.

I missed this earlier in the week, but wow.

Republicans attending a White House meeting on Wednesday didn’t take kindly to President Obama telling them tax rates were higher during the Reagan administration. GOP members engaged in a lot of “eye-rolling,” according to a member who was on hand to hear Obama, who invited House Republicans to the White House for discussions on the debt ceiling. [...]

“[The President] made a comment like the tax rate is the lightest, even more than (under former President) Reagan,” Rep. Lee Terry (R-Neb.) told The Hill following the meeting. House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) joked that during the meeting, “We learned we had the lowest tax rates in history … lower than Reagan!”

HAHAHAHA LOWER THAN REAGAN HAHAHAHA!

Of course they are, idiot.

Least surprising blog quote, ever.

Jim "Gateway Retard" Hoft:
I’m with Rush on this.

Monday, June 06, 2011

So, when Palin says the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1876, are we going to fact-check that, too?

It says a lot about our times when someone who obviously knows very little about American history reveals yet again she knows very little about American history -- but still sends everyone scrambling to see if she's "right."

Romney's campaign slogan is the first line of "The Godfather."



Shorter Willard video: All we have to do is return to the low tax, low regulation policies of Bush Cheney Republicanism, and prosperity is right around the corner.

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Being a right-winger means never having to say you're wrong.

So, I'm back after a vacation -- and what do I find? The Quitter completely botching 4th grade American history -- then refusing to admit she botched it.

Run, Sarah -- run!