Mount Vernon Lulz.

Yes, the much-maligned Mount Vernon Statement is indeed awesome. Despite professing to be inspired by the Declaration of Independence, this coterie of wanker dumbasses misspell "self-evident" in the third paragraph, even though I'm pretty sure Wordpress has a spellcheck.

In related news, Erick Erickson traveled all the way to Mt. Vernon to sign something on the internet.

He is very stupid -- because, by the by, his name does not even appear among the undersigned.