Step Away from the English Language, Wingnuts.

Sensing (correctly) that the term 'tea party' is doomed -- it is, at this point, to Earl Grey what santorum is to former senators from Pennsylvania -- noted intellectual John J. Miller has a great idea:


Intriguing! Just for the heck of it, though, let's consult my trusty copy of The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English -- you know, just to ensure there's nothing potentially embarrassing about the idea...



Oops.