Ringing endorsements

Intellectual Chernobyl brings us the musings of shaved ape and dessert aficionado Lisa De Pasquale ("Next Generation of Conservative Leaders Line Up for Hoffman") on the special election in NY-23. The contest features a Democrat, a Republican, and "Conservative Party" candidate Doug Hoffman.

Who are the New Generation of leaders lining up to throw their weight behind this gallant conservative warrior?

Hoffman has received strong endorsements from former elected leaders like Sarah Palin, Dick Armey, Fred Thompson and Steve Forbes.

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ on a pony, if that is the next generation of up-and-coming conservative leaders the party might want to consider blowing its brains out. But are any incumbent Republicans willing to speak up for Hoffman and the forces of good?

One of the first elected officials to endorse Hoffman was Representative Michele Bachmann of Minnesota.

I just pooped a little.