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Sarah Palin, she's just like us!

Sarah Palin is moving to Hampton Bays on August 1. That is the talk of the Hampton Bays Diner on Ponquogue Avenue in that town, where residents gather before work every morning to discuss the latest news.

It's been hard not to notice the dozens of secret service men, clearly from Palin's office, who have also been assembling there for coffee and bagels at 6 a.m. every morning for the last week. They keep to themselves at a back booth, but at the cash register, Doris says that they pay with credit cards with pictures of dog sleds on them and they have tiny Alaskan flags for tie clips, American flags in their lapels and bits of beaver fur on their black hats.

This might be is a joke. (We're not the only skeptics.) But if it's the real deal, can we assume Palin's #1 fan will also make the move? Treach should have no problem making fag jokes from the plush comforts of the Palin's backyard...

...Ah, ya got me. Which is fine, since the Empire State barely survived our all-too-recent Althouse infestation.