The market has spoken. Salacious gossip is rewarded. Accordingly, Instaputz would like to report the following:
- The source of Mitt Romney's political power, wealth, and campaign funds is a hoard of Nazi gold.
- Mark Sanford's Argentine mistress is 12.
- Mark Foley is currently employed as a counselor at a secluded summer camp for confused boys aged 14-17.
- John McCain died in 2007. The man who ran for President in 2008 was just a shaved Wilford Brimley.
- Sarah Palin's husband Todd was a member of an extremist group that advocated secession.
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