You Wankers Are Not Keen on Subtlety.

OK, so The New Yorker cover needed to be more explicit. Now, says Kyle Smith

I could praise [Mamma Mia] if only the movie had provided me with a warning to avert my eyes before it provided a shuddery glimpse of Skarsgaard’s [sic] butt cheeks.

This, in one easy sentence, is why we mock you.