Monday, April 28, 2008

JFC, People. She Wasn't Even Topless.

NY:
If you smell burning synthetic hair today, it's probably a Hannah Montana novelty wig angrily set ablaze following the news that 15-year-old Miley Cyrus will appear in the June issue of Vanity Fair "topless," which means, in this case, that if the photograph were one of those magic Harry Potter photographs where the people are alive inside the picture, and Miley were to turn around to face the camera and drop the sheet she has wrapped around herself, you could quite possibly see her breasts.

For the record, 15-year-old Olivia Hussey showed just much skin in Romeo and Juliet, but no one bitched about that.

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