I Call Bullshit.

Not a single word of this is true, including "and" and "the." Burt Prelutsky has gone from being merely a douchebag to a full-blown liar.

I'd very much like to hear from Gene Reynolds (Burt gutlessly refers to him only by his first name) for his take on the incidents related therein.

Mr. Reynolds, if you're out there, drop us a line.