And If My Mom Had Testicles She'd Be My Dad.

Apparently, Roger Simon wasn't content to threaten to sell Google stock he didn't have but would've totally sold if he did, he swears!

Two years and not an ounce of sense later, he writes:

I'd sell my stock (if you have any) in those "Lonely Planet" travel books after the revelation that one of their (apparently main) writers dealt drugs and plagiarized to support writing their Colombia guidebook.

Nice! He's gone from maybe pretend-selling his own stock to theoretically selling yours.