Chris Wallace Snubbed Ace!

This is awesome. Ace of Debase got blown off by, of all people, Chris Wallace:

When I was on a plane to DC Chris Wallace was on board, shortly after Clinton had blown up with him.

I didn't want to be a noodge, but I knew it was my duty to be one. I didn't even give a shit about the story, honestly, but I knew I had to be a dick and try to get a short interview with him.

After initially saying he'd grant me a ten minute interview, he backed out, saying he was tired, and gave me the "call my people later" schpiel.

"My duty." Sweet mother of hubris. Hmmm. I prefer John Shaft: It's my duty to please that booty!

Dude, Ace, it's a pretty safe bet that the GOP media establishment thinks you're about as desirable as, say, crabs.