Objectively pro-al Qaeda.

Tristero:

Back in '02 or '03, Glenn Reynolds averred that those who opposed the Iraq war from the start were "ojectively pro-Saddam." Today, all we need to do is to generalize Reynolds' important principle. Then, we apply it to the media's commendable effort to tell the story of the GWOT straight, no chaser, ie, in the simplest clearest terms possible. Therefore:

To oppose Bush's "surge" means you objectively support al Qaeda's efforts in Iraq.

Even clearer:

To oppose the Bush surge essentially means you're a member of al Qaeda.

And for purists who want the clearest possible message, just eliminate "essentially."