Baghdad Putz.

Civil war? Anarchy? Record casualties?

All lies.

MORE REPORTS OF BOGUS IRAQ STORIES FROM A.P.: Kind of makes you wonder about the reporting from Iraq. Okay, it's more like "confirms your suspicions" than "makes you wonder," really.

Indeed. Donald Rumsfeld was sacked and the Baker-Hamilton Commission assembled just to throw our enemies off. We've got them right where we want them now. And clearly, Henry Kissinger's admission that victory in Iraq is officially impossible is just a sign that he's reading too many AP reports.

Do not lose heart! The Great Leader's Victory is just around the corner comrades!