Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Translating Putz, vol. 2

NEWSFLASH!

Huge breaking story exclusively from Putz: right-wing partisans don't like Democrats!
THE DEMOCRATS' PEACE PLAN gets a bad review: "They want Donald Rumsfeld's head on a pike outside the White House, but they can't even gin up the courage to use his name in their letter."

Some people are invoking historical parallels.

Here's what Putz left out of this shocking, developing story:

THE DEMOCRATS PEACE PLAN, in completely predictable fashion, gets a bad review from the right-wing Republican partisan Captain Quarters blog, which proudly sports a Republican convention pin on its homepage.

Some people -- well, not "some people" really, but just the wingtard Gateway Pundit, whose favorite pastime is Democrat-bashing -- are invoking laughably ridiculous historical parallels by comparing Bush's Iraq fiasco to the US Civil War.

(Note: for vol. 1, see this post from Tristram Shandy.)


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