Top 5 "Talladega" Lines Tim Pawlenty Won't Touch.

Hilarious loser Tim Pawlenty admits that Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is one of his favorite movies -- but is probably lying! -- and is especially fond of the "red-hot smoking wife" line.

Herewith are a few others Pawlenty probably won't, but should, quote:

"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger."

"Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now."

"I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater."

"I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge."

"The room's startin to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness."