I HAS SCIENCE THOUGHTS

Maggie "Will Perform Any Act for Pie" Gallagher is back at it again; "it" in this case being trying to think.

So I would like to propose this as the new minimum standard for government-backed social programs: not one dime unless you can show at least one random-assignment study that demonstrates effectiveness. Oops, there goes Head Start. Oops, there goes, er . . . most of the budget deficit?

Nice math, asshead. Try again. Thanks to repeated and irresponsible tax-cutting, you could eliminate every single dollar of "discretionary" spending including every penny of the entire motherfucking military budget - read that again - and we'd STILL be $300 billion in the hole.