Hahahahaha!

I was unaware that our buddy, Robert S. McCain -- a former colleague calls him a "white supremacist," doncha know? -- had such a sense of humor. RSM looks into the rumors that the Palins are getting a d-i-v-o-r-c-e, and fumes:

Among the Old School editors for whom I worked was the legendary Wes Pruden of The Washington Times. Wes would have personally fired any reporter who ever turned in such a smelly pile of steaming nonsense, which wouldn't have gotten past any assistant metro-desk editor who valued his paycheck.

Oh lord, Stace, that is a good one.

Perhaps when my back was turned, Pruden's rag finally confirmed that Hillary Clinton hung pornographic ornaments from the White Christmas tree [The Clinton Wars, p. 333], that the Clintons covered up the murder of Vince Foster [The Hunting of the President, p. 97] and that Bill Clinton's penis has a "distinguishing physical characteristic" [The Hunting of the President, p. 97].