Don Surber, Sexy Wingnut.

First of all, kudos to Don Surber for doing his dangest to get "the Perez Hilton Left" into the vernacular.

This will FAIL, but I hope he keeps trying.

Second, this is a great idea:

Rather than throw in the towel on gay marriage, Republicans should continue to push against it.

Social conservatism may attract minorites [sic] to the party.

Also? Snakes in ball pits. That will work, too.