From last year:
Limbaugh was ranting against Sen. John McCain on his radio show this week when a caller asked whether he thought McCain would pick Sen. Lindsey Graham as his running mate. Limbaugh doubted it, though he admitted: "I may be wrong ... Lindsey Graham is certainly close enough to [McCain] to die of anal poisoning."
...Hmmm. Rush has a one
-- "The closest thing I know of to an ego gauge is a rectal thermometer. "
-- "Rectal thermometers -- that's the Obama plan, mark my words."
-- "Controversy has erupted over a YouTube video, ladies and gentlemen, showing Philippine doctors laughing while removing an object, a canister from the rectum of a patient. This video may lead to charges against the surgeons and cost them their medical license. It's a three minute video, noisy operating room, doctors and nurses laughing. "At one point, a hand appears with a cellphone camera taking a close-up picture of the surgery. As a doctor gingerly pulled out a 15cm long canister from the male patient's rectum, someone shouted, 'Baby out!'" and then they start spraying each other with the aerosol that's inside the can, it's all viewable on YouTube. If you're going, ewwwww, so am I."
-- "You want to know why the Republicans are willing to say, "Screw you," to 30 percent or more of their voters and yet Democrats will bend over, grab the ankles, and say, "Have your way with me," for 10 percent and 2 percent of the population?"
-- "This is pure sexism in Alaska on the part of these old boys trying to get rid of Sarah Palin, and she didn't put up with it, and she didn't bend over and let them have their way."
-- "We are being told that we have to hope he succeeds, that we have to bend over, grab the ankles, bend over forward, backward, whichever, because his father was black, because this is the first black president."
...Not that there's anything wrong with that! But it's a weird obsession for a guy who was classified 4-F for a pilonidal cyst. [thanks, tomdurk!]
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