Dan Savage for President!

From the VV:

Q. I'm pro-sex, bisexual, and GGG. I'm also a mother. I have a 14-year-old son, and when I type a website address into our home computer, a million porn sites pop up. I've had lots of lovers, watched my share of porn, and I masturbate, blah, blah, blah. But something about my baby looking at Asian sluts getting it up the ass turns me into a sex-negative freak. I can't stand the thought of my son looking at porn on the Internet. And the thought of him wanking in front of my computer makes me cringe as well. Help me out here! Should I say something? I don't want to make him uncomfortable. Should I make him stop? -- INTERNET PORN REALITY UTTERLY DISMAYS ELDER

A. Sure, IPRUDE, "make him" stop. Make your 14-year-old son stop looking at all the free porn on the Internet. Sounds like a plan. And after your son stops looking at Internet porn, IPRUDE, be a doll and make George W. Bush pull our troops out of Iraq, fire Dick Cheney, and institute a single-payer health-care system.