This is what denial looks like.

(Pictured: Tom DeLay, who has no ties to the conservative movement, addressing the nonpartisan audience at "Justice Sunday II.")

Whatever helps you get through the night, Putz.

RICH HAILEY: "What Does Giuliani's Popularity Say About Conservatives?"

Excerpt: "To me, it's a pretty simple answer really. Conservatism has never been dominated by the religious right the way liberals have always pictures them to be. Fiscally conservative socially liberal conservatives are a dime a dozen. It just doesn't make for good campaign fodder for either side to recognize their existence."

Refuting this is like swatting a crippled fly. I'll just let the Hammer do the talking.