More on the professional trollers from Alaska.

Love this take on Bristol's sad plea for attention.

Her ghostwriter must be using the same calculator John McCain used in 2008 to win over disaffected women voters:

(Hillary Clinton) – (Democratic policies) – (Cankles) + (Winkiness) + (Starbursts) = Sarah Palin

We imagine the calculation this time went something like:

(Sandra Fluke) – (Congressional testimony) – (Education) + (Baby) = Bristol Palin

Education. Heh.

Wake me up when one of Sarah Palin's kids graduates college.