The new, less inspirational Marco Rubio.

Benen noted that a few days ago, Sen. Anchor Baby's website read,

In 1971, Marco was born in Miami to Cuban-born parents who came to America following Fidel Castro’s takeover.

It now reads,

Marco was born in Miami in 1971 to Cuban exiles who first arrived in the United States in 1956.

Even "exiles" seems like quite a bit of a stretch, given that Batista's army routed Castro and Guevera's ragtag forces in December 1956.