Uh, Ed Morrissey? Texas doesn't teach creationism.

Well, he stepped it in again, and this time, it's Ed Morrissey to the rescue!

Perry manages to get in a good backhanded slap at Mom, though, when he explains that Texas teaches both evolution and creationism, and says that assumes that students will be smart enough to figure it out for themselves.

Uh, perhaps fundie private schools in Texas teach creationism, but not Catholic or Jewish or Episcopalian private schools -- and definitely not public schools.

Which means "Texas" doesn't teach creationism.

What the hell is Morrissey thinking?