Saturday, May 28, 2011

Dr. Helen: I see lots of "Help Wanted" signs, so unemployment can't be that bad.

Dr. Mrs. Putz, still a total moron.
Why are there "Now Hiring" signs in front of so many businesses these days when so many people are complaining about not finding a job? Everywhere I go in Knoxville, there are generic "Now Hiring" signs from the hotels to the car dealerships to the stores at the mall.
Why are the Israelis complaining about terrorism? I haven't seen a single suicide bomber in Austin.

Why are people complaining about these tornadoes? I haven't seen a single tornado in Austin.

Why do people insist that poverty is such a problem in this country? Not a single kid on my block is on food stamps.

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