As the 112th Congress officially convenes this week, the questions most of us have on our minds are: Will it finally...
--Reduce government spending?
--Reduce the national deficit?
--Reduce the national debt?
--Reduce earmarks and pork?
--Reduce briberies by lobbyists and special interests?
--Reduce Americans' taxes?
--Reduce illegal immigration?
--Reduce our foreign entanglements?
--Reduce government overreach into our lives?
--Reduce government lying, cheating and corruption?
--Reduce constitutional disobedience?
...And so stabilize the nation and economy?
No, no, no, no, no, OH HELL YES, no, no, no, no, no, and no.
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