The Palin response bot.

She's got like 5-6 pet phrases, and just scrambles them randomly when needed.

"Politico, Mike Allen and Jim VandeHei, they're jokes," Palin told Fox News on Sunday night, referring to the writers of the story. "This is a joke to have unnamed sources tearing somebody apart limb by limb."

"If they would man up and if they would, you know, make these claims against me then I can debate them, I can talk about it, but to me they're making stuff up again," the former Alaska governor continued.

She's keeping "u lie," "you betcha" and any references to the First Amendment in reserve for the next one.