No homos in the military! Sort of.

Good to see Tucker's Toilet is meeting its goal of becoming a legit alternative to Huffington Post with pieces like "Don’t hint, don’t wink: An immodest proposal." It's a clever little thought-provoker from some guy I've never heard of - and strenuously hope never to hear of again - about how gays should be banned from the military...but lesbians shouldn't.

Turns out, according to Joseph A. Rehyansky of Human Events, that man-queers are too promiscuous for the military. Girl-queers, on the other hand, are less interested in gettin' it on with everything that moves. So they're OK.

I know very little after having read that article, but I do know with ironclad certainty that Joseph A. Rehyansky has never been to a lesbian bar.