Thursday, September 23, 2010


America's Shittiest Website engages in some first-class wankery over the ridiculous "Pledge to America" non-issue:
Thursday morning, Republican congressmen are responding to that pressure by making a “Pledge to America.” The inevitable question will be: Is the pledge as bold as the Contract?

The answer is: The pledge is bolder. The Contract with America merely promised to hold votes on popular bills that had been bottled up during decades of Democratic control of the House. The pledge commits Republicans to working toward a broad conservative agenda that, if implemented, would make the federal government significantly smaller, Congress more accountable, and America more prosperous.

So just talk about how awesome it is and ignore the fact that none of this shit will actually happen. That way, in a few years the NRO and its ilk can complain that their ideas are still awesome...if only we would try them.

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