Herewith are a few others Pawlenty probably won't, but should, quote:
"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger."
"Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now."
"I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater."
"I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge."
"The room's startin to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness."