JUDGING FROM THE PICTURE, SHE’S LUCKY TO GET ANY AT ALL: Wife Stabs Husband Over Bad Sex.
Ha ha, so funny! Here's what the good professor left out of his item:
Ms Thomas alleges her partner was drunk, threw her onto the bed and began choking her.
The paper reported that "police found no injuries on Ms Thomas," but, as the Times recently noted,
choking very often leaves few or no visible signs. In a study of 100 cases of strangulation, the San Diego District Attorney’s office found that in 62 of them, police officers reported no visible injuries, and in 22 others, signs like redness or scratch marks on the neck were too minor to photograph. The study also found that when a victim’s injuries were not visible or consisted of faint redness, the police treated the attacks as trivial.
But Putz says the lady was ugly, so who cares!