File under Too Good to Be True

Star Parker is running for Congress. It's like Alan Keyes, but with tits! Have to love this little piece of logic:

There is a reason why eight of ten Americans say that our nation is on the wrong track and why, according to Gallup, only 28% of voters now believe most members of congress deserve to be re-elected.

Those numbers, as any casual student of public opinion can tell you, are essentially unchanged for the last 20 years. But now I think they add up to a Star Parker victory!!!!111!!!