Wax that Ass.

Erick Erickson is very angry about Charlie Crist's insinuation that Tiger Beat Rubio has a smooth back.

Erickson is very influential, so Crist must be terribly worried about this:

So let’s help Charlie out.

Here is some back wax at Amazon.com. ...

Let’s send Charlie some back wax. And if he tries to use the stuff, he’ll at least experience the same pain the voters have been experiencing for the last four years. Full disclosure: this goes to RedState’s Amazon.com store, so we’ll get something for every one you send.

Operation Backwax will end well, I'm sure.

(One of RedState's smarter commenters cautions, "it’ll probably cause someone to go apeshitspiceygonzo and call the bomb squad." Ya think?)