NC-17 book review

Over at Intellectual Chernobyl, Rebecca Hagelin offers a cloying-to-the-point-of-nausea "review" of Sean Hannity's new book Conservative Victory. There is so much fellating going in this column that it should probably be in Hustler. Watch Rebecca unhinge her jaw like a snake to chug more and more of Hannity's wang, dropping gems like this throughout:

Hannity carefully documents...

Sean says it best, (extended quote)

Sean brilliantly connects the dots between...

Sean’s terrific book outlines specific steps... Here are a few of my favorite steps, please read “Conservative Victory” for all of them. (note: not a sentence)

A Conservative Victory is an American victory. I highly recommend Sean Hannity’s book as the way to get started on securing both.

If being a sycophant could cure cancer, Ms. Hagelin would live forever.