As a public service, here are a few Jews that one hopes will not be inscribed in the book of life.
Pamela Geller: Gives the lie to the rumor that all Jews are smart, believing Obama to be the lovechild of Malcolm X. I'm willing to entertain the possibility that her intense stupidity is the result of saline traveling upwards, into her brain.No, I have not forgotten about Martin Peretz or Shia LaBeouf.
Abe Foxman: No individual is more responsible for watering down the term 'anti-Semitism.' It took Foxman at least a decade to realize that Rush Limbaugh likes Jews about as much as he likes blacks. His contention that Inglorious Basterds deserves an Oscar is merely the last straw.
Joseph Lieberman: Beaten in a Democratic primary by a guy so dull as to make Martha Coakley seem like Lady Gaga. Also, a lying sack of shit who has spent half his career kissing up to Don Imus.
Jonah Goldberg: Because this...
...does not suggest the second coming of Maimonides. Liberal Fascism is a very bad, very popular book.
Andrew Breitbart: Has turned mendacity into a cash cow. Unlike the other guys, his influence is limited. Sure, he's an embarrassment now, but he's also certifiably nuts. Either Breitbart will be picked up by the Secret Service, or gunned down by a Soros bodyguard. I prefer the former, only because his prison Tweets would be entertaining.