For the aspiring socially retarded College Republican in your life

Good news! A dying publication that has no money is looking for nearly-free labor. Sure, internships in New York are simply an elitist gatekeeping mechanism to ensure that only young people who can rely on Dad to support them in Manhattan while they work for peanuts (or nothing) can build Villager credentials, but it worked well for Bill Kristol.

NR is hiring a summer intern for its New York office. The internship involves editing, researching, and writing, and comes with a modest stipend. To apply, please send a cover letter explaining your interest, a résumé, and two to five published writing samples to Kevin Williamson: kwilliamson@nationalreview.com. The application deadline is February 20.

Hopefully they find someone who fix up K-Lo grammar real good.