Take today's offering, for example, which I suspect was written with the explicit goal of driving John Cole nuts:
By staying in Hawaii, the president has sent the message that the situation really isn’t all that serious, that things can proceed just fine until he’s back. And isn’t it that kind of reasoning that emboldens our never-vacationing enemies into thinking Christmas Day is the perfect time for them to strike?
Jesus. Jo-Ann was probably thrilled when George W. Bush stood atop that pile of rubble, bullhorn in hand, and made a bunch of promises he didn't keep.
Proximity is all, amirite?
Kinda like how Jim Treacher is moving to D.C. to marry Tucker Carlson, perhaps unaware of something called the "internet."