The Palin book tour has been announced. No Chicago, Boston, New York, Seattle, San Francisco, Minneapolis, Washington....well, basically no real cities at all. Sorry, Orlando doesn't count.
After starting in Grand Rapids she heads south to speak to unemployed auto workers and Klansmen in Fort Wayne and Noblesville, Indiana before turning east to America's Favorite City for Race Riots and, shockingly, a bunch of dates in the South.
Ooh, tough crowds!
It's going to be the most postmodern experience of all time watching a woman who can't write speaking to people who don't read about her memoir that someone else wrote for her.