Someone on CNN just said that Chicago's high crime rate is a problem for the International Olympic Committee. Which is funny given that, you know, the primary competitor is fucking Rio.
Yes, as a Chicagoan I'm a little biased. But Rio is like a bar on Mos Eisley. Except instead of a cantina band and Boba Fett it has half a million homeless street kids high on pintura and Elmer's glue. I'm not mocking the city for its social problems, but give me a break. Don't complain about Chicago crime and then propose Rio as an alternative.