Before any more people start going bonkers that I'm accusing Riehl of anything, take a breath. I've done a fair amount of crime blogging mixed in with politics over time. One doesn't rule anything in or out without some firm answers.
I am not claiming definitively that Dan Riehl once abducted and beheaded a drifter in order to get an erection with which he proceeded to repeatedly, and with what could only be described as an entirely unnecessary amount of violence, sodomize it. But I can't say that he didn't. Until Dan can provide some pretty convincing evidence that he did not behead a drifter to get an erection and then make the corpse his personal Disneyland I think it is fair to ask the question. It would be irresponsible not to.
But the drifter-beheading is only the tip of the iceberg. Does Dan Riehl like to rub his genitals with grape Smuckers and lower them into a cage of frisky, hungry ferrets? I think we have to wonder. Is Dan Riehl a Grand Wizard in the Klan? It's fair to ask. Did Dan Riehl really expose himself in a Jo-Ann Fabrics in Davenport, Iowa? I hear he did. Did Dan Riehl offer Bill Kristol $15 and two pounds of unrefrigerated ground beef for one of Kristol's daughters? I have not seen any evidence that he didn't.
Lots of questions, and so few answers from Dan Riehl. I'm certainly not accusing him of anything, but one has to wonder.
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