Like Zombies.

This morning whilst KL was in the shower (singing the theme song to The Wire), I told her about the 39% of Americans who are too stupid to breathe and warned her that this was yet another reason not to move to/visit Staten Island.

We pondered what might be done about such people, as it was clear to us both that they pose a significant danger to others, and to kittens.

My solutions were, well, icky. She, however, is a real humanitarian and suggested that the feebs be "quarantined."

"You know, like zombies!"

Cough.