Great Moments in Summary Judgment

Benjamin Zycher, America's pre-eminent authority on academic merit, offers the following Shorter Michelle Obama summary:

Now, let me be blunt: Michelle Obama, the product of lifelong affirmative-action coddling, is an intellectual lightweight who fancies herself a serious thinker. Just read her Princeton senior thesis, an intermittently coherent stream-of-consciousness pile of leftist jargon, campus pseudo-seriousness, and racial-identity babble. Can there be any doubt that the Princeton administrators accepted it only because of her skin
color?

"Let me be blunt" is wingerspeak for "I haven't the time to pretend that I don't have serious psychological issues with the negroes."