"Obscure."

Oh my.

There are a bunch of people out there who would like to see the tapes of the incident released; I’m one of them, simply because at this point it’s probably the only way to resolve this matter one way or the other. If the material on them is unfavorable to Officer Crowley, best that we find this out now so that we can do something about it; if it’s not, then the sooner Gates can go back to being a moderately obscure Harvard professor.

Obvious nonsense, of course, but the bolded language does take on a certain poignancy when you realize the author is none other than his eminence, Moe Lane.

Mr. Lane, near as I can tell, is best known for being the dumbest former member of Obsidian Wings. [via]