Wingnut welfare beg.

K-Lo:

I am here to ask you to open your wallet for National Review Online.

I know. This is the worst time to ask for money. Money is tight all around, and most of us have strict priorities for the little that we have. There are mortgages and rent payments. Groceries. Tuitions. Vacations. And thanks to the president, date night now costs ten times what it used to.

Like she would know.