Faster Less Stoopid Plz!

It's testament to how deeply Obama has neutralized conservatives that they are reduced to stuff like this:

Surprise in the Iranian Elections [Michael Ledeen]
Everyone thinks he is winning! Mousavi says he's won. Ahmadinejad says he's won. Karrubi says he's a solid second, and will contest the runoff (with Mousavi) next Friday. Rezai says he's won a moral victory.

And the ballot counting has only just begun . . . so here's another way in which Obama has influenced Iran: It's the Chicago school of ballot counting.

Interesting! Is Dr. Contra suggesting Obama didn't really win the election? He's a terrible writer, so it's hard to say for sure.

Let's go to the source!

I do not speak wingnut. HALP?

...Charles translates.